Smartest Man in the World

A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble.

In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out.

Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining.

The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out.

The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live."

He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.

The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in peace."

The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "Not to worry, Father. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my back pack."

LAST DAY OF THE STUDY BREAK

This week is my study break

But I think this is my sleeping week, because I sleep whole day with no doubt.

Even a study break, but I still have to go back to school and do a presentation.

I hate presentation, because I have to use English language to present, it’s not fair at all.

Even this is my first time, and I know I didn’t done very well, but I very hardworking to do this as well as lecturer expert, but I still hopeless, below 5 marks need to redo, but I don’t think my marks will lower than that, and this isn’t fair that day I have two presentation.

Whatever, I still have 1 assignment need to present, that is economy assignment. My weakest subject, economy environment of business, can anyone teach me what that is? I also scare about test, because is using my weakest English language. Lord, please HELP me.

Last week, my best friend HOW YOU, he invites me to a lecture, about herbal life, the nutrition meal (营养餐). But the lecture not talking about nutrition or healthy, is talking about how to earn money through selling herbal life product. But actually they are not focus on the herbal life product, they are focus on pull people to join them become their member, in fact they pull me become their member, this is the important thing I know. Each people want to register than has to pay a register fees RM98, then you have a tools can selling herbal life product, they will give you a bag, inside the bag have the herbal life data like history, how to produce and so on. However, I had already become an herbal life member, even though I don’t want to. But seriously, I only wanted a discount price only.  Most importantly, I want to slim down my body to regain my confident.

“Your body is the best proof, but also no cost advertising” they always say like that, but for me in deeper, its feeling like I am a product that they sell to public, like an exhibit. But who care, they only wanted a profits, not matter humanity. So that I know this is a common problems for the direct sell method even I don’t support that.

However, nothing to say that also, because next day I have to practices presentation with my college group mate, I feel very tired to talk about this.

Softly whispers, Mariah Carey always are my hero in every stage when I have face it alone, love you forever MIMI.

Crybaby

I cry, I cry
I cry with no reason,
I cry with no meaning, I cry because I want to cry.
I cry with myself, I cry because I'm Lonely as Can Be
I cry, cry like a little child
I cry, try to release myself from pressure
I Cry Silently
I Cry Inside Of Me
I Cry Hopelessly
I cry, I cry
No matter tears drop like a waterfall.
I cry because I hate myself,
I cry because I believe that is no true love in the world,
I cry because I fall in love with somebody,
I cry because i know i'll never breathe your love again ,
I cry because you're not here with me,
I cry because you was my angel ,
I cry because you’re far away from me,
I cry because nobody understand me ,
I cry with no reason, no meaning.
I want to cry, I just want to cry .
Cry out the pressure, cry out the lonely,
Cry out to make you come back.
I cry because I love you so much,
Everybody think I know everything,
In fact, I know nothing.
But sometime he thought I know nothing,
In fact, I know him everything.
I cry because I lie to myself,
In fact I didn’t know him,
And he didn’t know me,
But I thought I knew everything,
I lie to myself!
I cry, I cry to myself.
I cry hopelessly.
Everything to me is hopelessly,
I only wanted a true love beside myself,
I want everything, but everything means nothing.
I cry, cry with nobody care about me.
I know lord will guide me
Where I need to go
Only lord will care about my lonely tears.
I cry because I feel touching,
There's an inner peace I own,
Something in my soul that they cannot possess ,
So I won't be afraid and the darkness will fade
'Cause there's a light in me,
That shines brightly,
I cry because I want everyone care about me.

汽水

阿志從小就犯有口吃的毛病，又不認真練習說話，常常因此而鬧了笑話。
　　某日，阿志到巷口的雜貨店想要買個飲料解渴。
　　阿志：「老…老…老…板…」
　　老闆：「什麼事…」
　　阿志：「汽…汽水…一瓶…多…少…錢」
　　老闆：「五十塊…」
　　阿志：「開…開…開…開………」

　　老闆便拿開瓶器把汽水打開。」

　　阿志：「開…開…什麼…玩…笑……… 」

很久没有更新我的部落格了！人事几翻新，最近在我身边也发生很多事情！ 九月二十号是开始我新大学的生活！我是否应该很开心?
Honestly, 我不怎么开心，还感到很压力！
No friends, 我主要的问题。
人应该充实自己，对吧？
认识新朋友，提高自己的社交能力，是不错的考验。
对于内向的我…（或许有些人不觉得）
更应该要提升自己。
但在大学认识的朋友，全部都是hi…. Then bye friend，
很难找到一个像中学时的真心朋友,
所谓真心，就是可以信任，倚赖的意思。
在大学或许有，但如果以概率来理解的话，
几乎接近10%而已。
为什么？因为在大学生活里面，每一堂课的学生都不一样，
而且又分别每一堂课都有不一样的ASSIGNMET，大家都忙着自己的学业，
很难在进一步的去了解，或认识班上的每一个人。看见对方，只能打一声招呼，
甚至只是点头，就忙自己的东西去了。
虽然有点不能接受，但却一定要接受，唉！
还有一个东西也让我很头痛的！！
就是我的等级level, Degree level!
Everything is very difficult!
Some vocabulary you never seen before, like “industrialization” (oh my god, can someone teach me how to read it?). Also, the lecture are very professional, why I say that? It is because they speaking English very fast! I can’t catch up what are they talking about, they should to attend a “Speaking English Fastest Competition”!
But luckily, I still can follow it.
This is my first semester, a very short semester.
I hate short semester! Everything gonna be rush rush rush！
I am so tired because all thing change to English, like speaking, writing, reading,
I still need time to appropriate.
这样的生活我还有三年要过啊！
希望可以快点过完啊，it is my nightmare!!!